Don't Kiss Me, I'm German!

That was my plea of the evening after spending a portion of the night dodging "kiss me, I'm Irish" requests from random guy, Jeff (originally from Memphis and went to CBA...ha). Sorry dude, but I'm past the "getting it on with random guy at party" phase. I guess that's what I get for dancing with him. But hey, he was a good dancer (and a hottie) so I thought why not get our grooves on? Other boogie shoes in the house quickly joined our circle. The affair, however, didn't last long. I broke up with him when he suggested making out in the handicapped port-a-potty, cuz it was bigger than the others. Seriously.

I will say, for a big planned "St. Paddy's Day Party" kind of thing...the shindig at The Greenhouse was over the top. (We had intentions of heading up to Sherlock Holmes Pub to get some Irish jigs in with Aaron the Great, although never made it.) It was me, Julie, John, Burton, Wali, and some of their friends drinking up the vodka and grapefruit juices (I'm in health mode - it's almost bikini time). Once the others left, John, Julie and I headed off to the back tents for some booty shakin'.

And booty shakin' it was. Hosted by the folks at Nashvilleparty.com, DJ Tommy B was spinning songs from Prince to Devo to Snoop and it was hot, for sure. The dance floors were packed full, bars on either side and heat lamps galore...brought back memories of our '04 New Years VIP gig. We ran into TONS of peeps: an old underwear model flame of Julie's, my very own Calvin Klein model guy, the Backstreet Boy from beach adventure '03 (still doing the robot on stage - he was actually one of the hosts), some buddies from my East Nashville all-nighters circle, Steve from Blue's Clues, and a few girls that I've been wanting to smack for years.

I'd vote this in my Top 2 all-time Irish celebrations. The #1 spot is still held by St. Patrick's Day 1999 at The Cud in sweet home Bellevue. For all of you who were there, you can attest to this. Anyone who was anyone was there. It was a fun-lovin, beer-drinkin', irish-jiggin', certified crunkfest.