Don't Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
Especially on a freakin' Saturday morning!!
Okay, so I take my sleep very seriously. Particularly on a Saturday morning when I have been out till the middle of the night the past three days, have been faithfully working my corporate gig, am hungover, and this is the only day of the week that I get to catch up on my rest.
6:30a: The yappy mcyappster dog downstairs starts the yapping. It's 1:30p now and the thing is still going at it. For real. I need to go kill it.
7a: The chick who lives below me turns on her TV really LOUD and it's blasting up through my bedroom for an hour or two.
8a: My apartment complex people decide it's time to re-side the building...right outside my bedroom windows.
10a: The guy in the parking lot way down below thinks it's a good time to work on his Harley. And revs his engine until about 12:30p.
WHY, PEOPLE?!? WHY!!!
Okay, so I take my sleep very seriously. Particularly on a Saturday morning when I have been out till the middle of the night the past three days, have been faithfully working my corporate gig, am hungover, and this is the only day of the week that I get to catch up on my rest.
6:30a: The yappy mcyappster dog downstairs starts the yapping. It's 1:30p now and the thing is still going at it. For real. I need to go kill it.
7a: The chick who lives below me turns on her TV really LOUD and it's blasting up through my bedroom for an hour or two.
8a: My apartment complex people decide it's time to re-side the building...right outside my bedroom windows.
10a: The guy in the parking lot way down below thinks it's a good time to work on his Harley. And revs his engine until about 12:30p.
WHY, PEOPLE?!? WHY!!!
Posted by Stella @ 11:40 AM
3 Comments:
At April 04, 2005 9:51 AM,
Anonymous said…
Wham! rocks.
At April 04, 2005 3:33 PM,
Anonymous said…
Especially when you're drinking Orange-Mocha Frappucinos.
At April 05, 2005 2:32 PM,
Anonymous said…
I have no time for Orange-Mocha Frappucinos. I am much too busy building my jet engine disguised as an air conditioner that I will use to assassinate the Prime Minister of Magnesia.
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