She Said What?!?

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Okay...Who Brought The Dog?



Apparently Denver has turned me into a maniacal blogger, once again.

Posted by Stella @ 7:31 PM  

19 Comments:

  • At July 13, 2005 8:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nice doggie....cute little pooch...maybe I got a milkbone.....AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

     

  • At July 13, 2005 10:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Mm-hem, cough, cough. And WHO sent you that picture so you could laugh your ass off?? (Insert the sound of me patting myself on the back)

    Anyway, everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette's drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.

    Anybody up for a game of Parcheesi?

     

  • At July 14, 2005 6:30 AM, Blogger Jamie said…

    Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice...

     

  • At July 14, 2005 8:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm going bring this up with the Tenant's Association!! You're not supposed to have pets in the building.....

     

  • At July 14, 2005 12:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

     

  • At July 14, 2005 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a good time, Mark?

     

  • At July 14, 2005 1:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I just can't resist, so I'll continue....

    There was this... space, with a building or something with flames coming out of it and there were creatures writhing around it and they were growling and snarling. And there were flames and I heard a voice say "Zuel." I mean it was right here.

     

  • At July 14, 2005 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why stop now?...

    Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?

     

  • At July 14, 2005 1:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though.

     

  • At July 14, 2005 1:42 PM, Blogger Jamie said…

    Mother pus bucket.

     

  • At July 14, 2005 2:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.

     

  • At July 14, 2005 4:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Z: I want you inside me

    V: Go ahead! No really I can't. It sounds like there's one too many people in there already.

     

  • At July 14, 2005 4:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ned: Phil? Hey, Phil. Phil. Phil Conners. Phil Conners, I thought that was you.
    Phil: How ya doing? Thanks for watching.
    Ned: Now don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heck-fire remember you. Phil: Not a chance.
    Ned: Ned! Ryerson! Neddle-nose Ned. Ned the Head. Case Western High! Ned Ryerson. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show. Bing! Ned Ryerson. Got the shingles real bad senior year almost didn't graduate. Bing! Again. Ned Ryerson. I dated your sister, Mary Pat, until you told me not to any more. Well?
    Phil: Ned Ryerson?
    Ned: Bing!
    Phil:[meekly] Bing.

    Sorry - - -wrong movie

     

  • At July 14, 2005 5:09 PM, Blogger Carmamma said…

    Is that a Gremlin?

     

  • At July 14, 2005 9:56 PM, Blogger Stella said…

    My uncle once thought he was St. Jerome.

     

  • At July 15, 2005 6:18 AM, Blogger Jamie said…

    Are you menstruating right now?

    What kind of question is that?

    Back off man, I'm a scientist.

     

  • At July 15, 2005 9:42 AM, Blogger Michael Hickerson said…

    Ah, the memories of GhostBusters...still one of my favorite comedies.

     

  • At July 15, 2005 11:52 AM, Blogger Stella said…

    One more and we can be done:

    We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!

     

  • At July 15, 2005 12:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    As long as we are doing other movies.....

    "hey nice hat! you get a free bowl of soup with that hat."

    "Wow now I know why tigers eat there young"

    "Boy you must have been something before electricity"

    "We have a pool, and a pond. Pond would be good for you."

    "Get that steering wheel on the right sight and get this thing out of here"

    "There is no gambling at Bushwood, besides I never slice."

     

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