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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Fashion Tip of the Week

Could possibly even be tip of the year. Sorry, guys...I have to get this out, as I just saw another innocent victim the other day. I'm actually doing you a huge favor...in a roundabout way.

Ladies, it must be said. A good eyebrow shape can frame the face, open up the eye, and give your face an extreme makeover effect. In this case, a little bit can go a long way.

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT wax, tweeze or shave above your eyebrows! This beauty faux paus is right along the lines of
tapered pants. I don't care how bushy they are. Hell, I don't care if you have a unibrow. Shape them from underneath!

The following diagram is a great reference and I've seen it used over and over on models and celebs. You may want to go to a professional to get a basic shape (following this diagram, because some "pros" don't get it right). That way, you can improvise based on their "template". And less is more. One more time. Less is more.


(No, I did not draw this.)

In general, the guidelines to follow are:

  1. Your eyebrow should start at the same point as the inner corner of your eye.
  2. The line straight from the corner of your nose and cutting through the center of your pupil marks the guideline for the highest point of your arch.
  3. Point 3 marks where the eyebrow should finish.

Also, don't do one and then the other. Rotate sides, stand back and periodically take a look in the mirror. Otherwise you'll go too far. Trust me.

So, rather than spending all that money on haircolor, makeup, and facelifts, try a little eyebrow action. I guarantee it will do wonders.

11 Comments:

  • At August 11, 2005 1:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Fashon tip of the day #2:
    MAintain a nice Beaver. Whatever your personal preference is, it is ok. Just don't go Jane of the Jungle!
    Examples of good one's:
    1. Landing strip
    2. Bald like a baby seal
    3. The tree topper (The top off)
    4. The strait and Narrow
    5. The V Me up Scotty

    A couple dont's:
    1. The Johnny Appleseed
    2. The Prickly Peach
    3. The never have and don't care
    4. The peaking from behind the bikini

    Ladies by following this guide you may actually please your man.

     
  • At August 11, 2005 1:26 PM, Blogger Rex L. Camino said…

    Am I then wrong for liking my ladies to have a nice thick unibrow?

     
  • At August 11, 2005 2:28 PM, Blogger Stella said…

    I don't appreciate the tacky comments. I may say "cock" on occasion...but that doesn't mean we need graphical representations here. Time to get some class.

     
  • At August 11, 2005 2:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Is there anywhere here you can do eyebrow threading? it's an old, East Indian method of shaping and getting rid of brow hair.

    AWESOME stuff.

     
  • At August 11, 2005 3:07 PM, Blogger Stella said…

    Very cool stuff. You can learn more and search for a spa here. Looks like Nashville's out of luck. Memphis has some good ones, though. Figures.

     
  • At August 11, 2005 3:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    My friend did the threading and really liked it. I've never tried it though because I can't stand growing my eyebrows out. Guess I'll have to stick to plucking!

     
  • At August 11, 2005 3:53 PM, Blogger Rex L. Camino said…

    Wait, I wasn't being tacky was I? I am very out of the loop and am unaware if unibrow is code for something else. I had nothing whatsoever to do with nair and was simply expressing a thought after finally catching "Frida" on Netflix last night.

    Then again, maybe it was just Salma Hayek, and the unibrow is not actually as hot as I had first thought.

     
  • At August 11, 2005 3:55 PM, Blogger newton dominey said…

    i wax. heck yes i do. i figure they're referred to in the plural for a reason. thanks for the tips.

    may i also recommend the following:

    *do the MAN-icure (get clear polish on occasion).
    *do the pedicure (these are, without a doubt, almost better than sex.)
    *get a massage. no, not the kind with happy endings.
    *avoid supercuts and places of their ilk as though they carried infectious diseases.


    ladies, on behalf of classy fellas everywhere, allow me to apologize for the rude comments. we all have "grooming" preferences but, waxing one's, well...you know, is a private affair.

    oh yeah. i'm having a contest over in my neck of the woods. everyone's invited.

     
  • At August 12, 2005 6:08 AM, Blogger Jamie said…

    I remember sitting at your kitchen table with my mother as your mom taught us the plucking rules during a Mary Kay session. We were eating Doritos.

     
  • At August 12, 2005 7:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Newton you need to hang with Caruthers more. You have no idea how frustrating it is, I feel like I have to slip him a roofie just so I can pluck his eyebrows.

     
  • At August 12, 2005 7:34 AM, Blogger newton dominey said…

    just tell him that it makes him irresistible or some garbage like that. or that you WILL resist him until he does.

    actually, wait until you get married to try the second part of that.

    to quote ebby calvin "nuke" laloosh, "this underwear feels kinda sexy...that don't make me queer, right? right."

     

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