She Said What?!?

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

I've Never Seen So Many...

  • Fake boobs
  • Bleached blondes
  • Fake boobs
  • Drug addicts
  • Fake boobs
  • Whores
  • Fake boobs
  • Transvestites
  • and, you guessed it, fake boobs

And I was just on a little Melrose shopping spree. Go figure.

I don't understand these people. I like myself just the way I am.

Ain't nobody going to knife me. Hello, LA.

Posted by Stella @ 6:32 PM  

20 Comments:

  • At October 11, 2005 8:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You don't need fake boobs....Ha! let me clarify The reasons:
    1. Those girls live close to the ocean and may need floatation devices. You know how to swim.
    2. You know how to work the girls you were given. If you know how to work 'em you don't need to enhance 'em.

     

  • At October 11, 2005 9:15 PM, Blogger Stella said…

    And we all know that story...

     

  • At October 12, 2005 12:56 AM, Blogger Stella said…

    And...my Atlanta hottie arrives. Why is it that I can toootally hear you saying that?

     

  • At October 12, 2005 8:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You'll also want to note, the warmer the weather gets, the less clothes those chippies will wear. Ah, welcome to the West Coast.

    "Play nicely with the crackheads"...Ha, love it!

     

  • At October 12, 2005 6:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A female friend of mine who moved from L.A. says it's all miniskits, no shorts. Except at the gym, where it's shorts but also makeup. And yes, fake boobs.

     

  • At October 12, 2005 7:25 PM, Blogger Jamie said…

    Hold on...I am just about to be brilliant with a groove purse link. Or at least I'm about to be validated....be right back.

     

  • At October 12, 2005 7:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    whatever that means....Okay so if you are feeling sick of the Barbie girls go stand next to the transvestites. They may have fake boobs but you'll be the most beautiful one there!!

     

  • At October 12, 2005 7:37 PM, Blogger Jamie said…

    A HA! Found it. My name was 'Proud to be a Nashvillian'. This was pre-blog for me.

    LA vs. Nashville - the Fake Boob Debate

     

  • At October 12, 2005 7:40 PM, Blogger Jamie said…

    I don't know, Em, I've seen some pretty hot trannies. Not that they're my cup o'tea, but still hot. Ask Jill about the one she saw in Vic & Bill's.

     

  • At October 13, 2005 7:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Miniskirts, bleach blondes, and fake boobs...I believe you are in paradise. I have no problem with fake boobs. That just shows that the girls are really trying hard to impress me and I appreciate that. After all Al Bundy said it best, "they might be fake, but they sure can shake!!" I like saying boobs better than poop. Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs! Weeeeeee!! Boobs!

    hair appointment to go blonde: $150
    Miniskirt and skimpy clothes: $500
    House in the Hollywood hills: Sugardaddy
    Crackpipe with rock: $50
    My new boobs: Priceless

     

  • At October 13, 2005 7:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Miniskirts, bleach blondes, and fake boobs...I believe you are in paradise. I have no problem with fake boobs. That just shows that the girls are really trying hard to impress me and I appreciate that. After all Al Bundy said it best, "they might be fake, but they sure can shake!!" I like saying boobs better than poop. Boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs! Weeeeeee!! Boobs!

    hair appointment to go blonde: $150
    Miniskirt and skimpy clothes: $500
    House in the Hollywood hills: Sugardaddy
    Crackpipe with rock: $50
    My new boobs: Priceless

     

  • At October 13, 2005 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nah, Poop is still a far better word than Boobs.

    Although, Fun Bags is a good one.

     

  • At October 13, 2005 11:04 AM, Blogger Jamie said…

    Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?

     

  • At October 13, 2005 12:41 PM, Blogger Stella said…

    I'm not talking Malibu Barbie here. I'm talking white trash Barbie. All the bleached blondes I'm seeing with the fake boobs are definitely not class acts. They're Skanky McSkansters, all the way. It's quite disgusting, actually.

     

  • At October 13, 2005 1:24 PM, Blogger newton dominey said…

    you'll impress me when you see the platinum blonde tranny (the fake boobs are a given) doing smack while giving a "favor" to some dude for 50 bucks. THEN i'll think you've arrived.

    you better be packing the digicam whenever that happens.

     

  • At October 13, 2005 2:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Make up at the gym.

    Sounds like Nashville too.

    Anyone been to the Green Hills/Maryland Farms Y??

    Oh lordy and the women who come into Hot Yoga with full-on makeup!

    GRROOOOOOSSSSSSS

     

  • At October 13, 2005 7:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    HAHAHA!!! Dirk needs to calm down about the Boobs thing.
    Muffy, sorry I go to my dance classes with my make up on. I actually don't go anywhere with out it. I feel naked, and the one time I did...I really regreted who I ran into.
    Jag, yeah I've seen hot trannies but hopefully not hotter than our girl.
    Jae, sounds like you need to explore a different neighborhood. Bob Barker's isn't working out.
    The price is wrong bitch!!

     

  • At October 13, 2005 10:10 PM, Blogger Stella said…

    Ha. Hilarious. It's all good. My nighttime hangs are full of my kind of peeps. I don't hang out with the shade.

    Jag, I was JUST talking about Vic and Bill's the other day. It was a tranny convo.

     

  • At October 14, 2005 11:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    elvisgirl!

    not an attack towards you, whatsoever!

    Dance class is one thing. Hot yoga where the temperature's 105 and you're supposed to sweat, sweat, sweat, is a whole other matter.

     

  • At October 16, 2005 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ha! Muffy, I wasn't mad...hot yoga sounds good for you but in a stifling way. I don't think I could walk in the door.

     

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