A Santa Monican Halloween

...when the gays come up over Santa Monica Boulevard...

There's families and heteros, too, and even some pretty drag.

Good stuff all around. Fun times were had by all and it was actually a much tamer event then I would have expected. Could be compared to a safer and cleaner Mardi Gras. No beads. Crazier costumes. Lots of naked people. Well, almost naked.

The Gay Soccer Team

By the looks of these cats and their soccer-esque feel across the board, you would've thought they won the last World Cup. Turns out only one of them has ever played soccer. And that was back in the ninth grade.

Assman

This one is a personal favorite because in the mile or so that we walked from home to actually get to this mass hysteria, this porno version of He-Man was right in front of us the whole time. You can imagine the comments we heard as he passed by. Probably the highlight of the night. And I'll say...it wasn't too shabby an ass.

Scary Zombie friend Justin

It was reported that 400,000 people attended this, Halloween Carnival, as they call it. All in just a couple mile stretch. It was very street fair-ish, complete with greasy bratwurst and cotton candy. Stages were set up at the various intersections which included performers and DJ's blasting out disco, trance, and AC/DC.

Me & Johnny

Kidding. But wouldn't that have been the shit? This guy was definitely worthy, I'll say.

He Strangled Me

He must've been mad because I wasn't wearing a costume. I know, lame. But you must understand, I was too tired to care. The weekend was rough on me. And I worked on Monday. Of course, once I got out there, I wished I had at least thrown on the blue wig from the weekend.

My Pod

Hey...at least it wasn't playing Carribean Queen.