New Nose, Anyone? How About A Chin, Too?
Ashlee Simpson wanted one. And that is exactly what she got.
In the world of plastic surgery, I guess they did a great job. However, when I first saw her (this time on TV and not in real life), I didn't even know it was her. They did more than remove that little bump in her nose that "may have not been the cutest but distinguished her from all the other Hollywood blondes that look alike". She also has a shorter chin, as well.
Call me crazy, but why the hell would you want to make yourself look like everyone else? She has never been my favorite, especially since our friendly little chat. But the one thing I thought she had going for her was a little uniqueness in the beauty category. To me, a little bit of different can go a long way. Now that she's ruined it and looks like her sister and everyone else, what's she gonna do? Lip sync some more? Go sell burgers at In-n-Out?
I haven't been that jaded yet out here. Why mess with something that is part of the way you were created? I will never understand. If it were me, I would've taken the bump in the nose and the long chin and ran with it. Make a statement with what you got, ya know?
Check out what Betty Rocker had to say about Ashlee's new schnoz here.
In the world of plastic surgery, I guess they did a great job. However, when I first saw her (this time on TV and not in real life), I didn't even know it was her. They did more than remove that little bump in her nose that "may have not been the cutest but distinguished her from all the other Hollywood blondes that look alike". She also has a shorter chin, as well.
Call me crazy, but why the hell would you want to make yourself look like everyone else? She has never been my favorite, especially since our friendly little chat. But the one thing I thought she had going for her was a little uniqueness in the beauty category. To me, a little bit of different can go a long way. Now that she's ruined it and looks like her sister and everyone else, what's she gonna do? Lip sync some more? Go sell burgers at In-n-Out?
I haven't been that jaded yet out here. Why mess with something that is part of the way you were created? I will never understand. If it were me, I would've taken the bump in the nose and the long chin and ran with it. Make a statement with what you got, ya know?
Check out what Betty Rocker had to say about Ashlee's new schnoz here.
Posted by Stella @ 4:42 PM
3 Comments:
At June 23, 2006 1:04 PM,
newton dominey said…
i won't say that senora lipsync was drop dead gorgeous, but her normalness was cute and remotely attractive (key word remotely).
i spent more time trying to figure out if that was a real picture than i did reading this post.
it's a shame that she looks terribly generic now.
At June 23, 2006 1:22 PM,
Stella said…
I know. I knew it was a real picture because I saw her on TV. Shame.
At June 26, 2006 5:54 AM,
Jamie said…
There's a clip of her interview with Ryan Seacrest all over the tv where he says "There are rumors going around that you did something to your face" and she grins and says "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't."
Hey dumbass, you did, and everybody knows it.
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