She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie, She Don't Lie

Cocaine.

No, not the white stuff. The energy drink that has gotten so much negative buzz of late.

The word got around quickly here at the record label. I guess some things never change. Actually, my intern's friend's dad invented the stuff. (I'm in LA, remember.) At any rate, today I had the chance to actually try some of this hyped up, fizzy beverage.

It was disgusting. Think a very syrup-y, very bubbly red pop. The "throat-numbing" effect is not so much numbing, rather, if you want to feel like you're getting sick and have a horrible sore throat, take a swig. I had about a shot's worth, so I can't tell you about the so-called energy it gives you. It was so gross it was hard to finish even a small amount. So for those of you who are into the mega-caffeine drinks, I highly recommend sticking to Red Bull.