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Friday, September 30, 2005

Into The Great Wide Open 3

The second half of Texas was as boring as the first. I took a picture but Blogger is apparently having issues with all that. Figures. I finally have pictures, and it won't work.

New Mexico was long and moutainous. For the first couple of hours I didn't know if my little red car would make it up the huge hills. It never has had much power, but there were times that had me a bit worried as packed full of stuff as it was. After all, Tennessee has some pretty big hills, so it shouldn't have been a problem. Later on, I realized that I was driving at an elevation of 6,000 feet. That explained it all.


I veered off the interstate a few times so I could cruise on parts of the old Route 66. There's signs everywhere marking the historic road and I couldn't resist. It was so cool to think about how that was the only way out West back in the day before there were interstates. There were even some original sites along the way.

Then came the Rockies which were magnificent. Snapped some cool pics of that, too. Albuquerque was the first major sign of civilization I had seen since I passed through Oklahoma City the day before. Visually, it reminded me a little of Phoenix, with the whole Southwestern thing going on.

Once I got to Arizona, I started to get tired. I still had about five hours to go. The scenery changed almost immediately from brown grassy hills with little shrubbery to huge colorful mountains with oranges and pinks and browns. It's weird how as soon as you cross state lines you start to see changes in the landscape.

At any rate, I drove through the Painted Desert, The Petrified Forest (although I never saw any trees), and when I made it to Flagstaff, my I-40W journey was over. I hopped on I-17S and made the final descent (3,000 feet to be exact) into Phoenix. It was sundown by the time I hit the 17, which was a bummer because I'm told that the two hour drive south through Sedona is absolutely breathtaking. By sundown, I mean pitch black. Darker than the backroads in Tennessee, it seemed. The fact that I began to hallucinate from being on the road too much, that I was driving down three or four Monteagles at 80mph, that 18-wheelers were flying past me, and that I was trying my hardest to keep my eyes open made for a tough last two hours.

I rolled into Ciaobella's driveway and could barely return the warm greetings after driving twenty-three hours in the past thirty-six. I mustered up a few hellos and passed out till morning.

Wednesday was spent lounging on a floatable chair in my cousin's pool. It's taken me a few days to recover, not from the drive, but from the past month of complete insanity of trying to get everything jiving out West. It's rewarding to know that, after all my hard planning, things are shaping up just perfectly.

Tonight it's Jill and Ciaobella do Phoenix night and then I leave for my final trek to LA in the morning. Woo hoo!!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Into The Great Wide Open 2

My Memphis Sunday was spent sleeping. Alot. Then we had a little Apocolypse Now party (if you can call that) while the remnants of Rita ripped through the city. I got out of my PJ's only when it was time to go to dinner and jazz at Young Avenue Deli around 9p.



It was good to hit Cooper Young before leaving. Yet another world of Memphis memories lies within. After a tasty burger and a pint of Amstel Light, we closed out our tab and got ready to go.

Then suddenly Alan exclaimed, Look at that tap wall over there! Low and behold, there she was, within state lines. So we ordered a round and I enjoyed my first Tennessee bought Stella Artois. On my last night in Tennessee. Irony? I think not. Get it while it's hot, people.

Then came an episode of The Office, a good night's sleep, and a long drive on Monday. Eleven hours to be exact. Oddly enough, time flew by. Once you get past Little Rock, Arkansas is actually quite beautiful. Driving through the Ozarks was really pretty, though if you live in Tennessee it's nothing really out of the ordinary.

Oklahoma surprised me. I had no idea that their entire theme revolved around Indians and buffalo. Shows what I know. It was one Indian reservation after another. I was excited about Cherokee nation since it's in the blood. Okay, and because of the song. At the end of all the reservations, or "nations" as they call them, things just turned to red clay dirt and prairies as far as the eye could see. I did pass a few of these windmill things. Some sort of power generators, I suppose. They have the same thing on the way to California from Phoenix, except on a much bigger scale.

(Insert cool picture of windmill thing once blogger stops sucking.)

And then came Texas. Woo hoo!! Remind me never to move here. Desolate, desolate, desolate. The sunset was beautiful, though, but I couldn't get a good picture through my bug-gutted up windshield. There was this cool cross that you could see from about ten miles away. Unfortunately, my shutter wasn't quick enough for me to get the perfect angle, as I was trying to not run off the road while doing a photo shoot at 80 mph.

(Insert cool picture of cross once blogger stops sucking.)

Seven hundred and twenty-five miles later, I arrived at my home for the evening; the hotel (with wireless internet!) in Amarillo. And now, only seven hudred and fifty miles to El Casa de Ciaobella for three days of madness in Phoenix.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Into the Great Wide Open 1

So last night was the big night. I left my hometown of fourteen years. I don't think I'm going to miss it very much. It was past due time. But I sure made the best of it while I was there.

I'll tell you one thing, though. I'm going to miss the HECK out of my family and friends. I managed to say many tearless goodbyes all week, but when it came time to say goodbye to the coolest fam in the world, then came the storm. I'm not going to elaborate, or else I'll start crying again.

I only made it as far as Memphis because I just couldn't let it pass. Too good of times were had there with too good of people to not spend a couple of nights. So, as I pulled in the drive to my favorite Memphians suh-weet! bungalow style digs, I was greeted with a much needed glass of wine.

One of my favorite Memphians

Then we headed out to the old standy-bys.

The Buccaneer, where so many crunken nights were had. It was here that we were taken on Julie and I's first Memphis trip together last Fall. It was here that some serious groove action has taken place. It was here that someone stole my favorite jacket ever this past Spring.




The HiTone, one of the top rock venues in Memphis. Tiny, yet efficient. Even though most of us GonerFest 2 folks decided to party with the hundreds of people outside rather than go in and face the cramped, overrated sweaty and smoky crowd. We proceeded to jam to the tunes outside while the hurricane began to roll in.

The Two Way Inn, the place that starts hoppin' at precisely 3:15a every night. The greasiest burgers you'll ever eat...but they taste damn good after a night out on the town. Chances are, if you partied with people at different places throughout the night, it's pretty much a guarentee that they'll all wind up here.

The cool cat on the left really isn't about to strangle his wife. He just wasn't smiling yet for the camera yet.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Everyone, Meet Sh*tman


Shitman, meet everyone...

It took a long time for the legendary Shitman to jump back into the public eye. Eleven years to be exact. But the time is now, seeing as he decided to show up at a recent party.

The John Wayne Look

Back in my good ol' record store days when The Cranberries' No Need To Argue released, the ad of the month was a couch potato theme, mirroring the record cover of the band sitting on a couch. (I didn't come up with that one.) So we had all these posters of couches, potatoes, cranberries and such for displays and merch. Well this guy, Shitman, was the prop. There were alot of questions. Why does this potato have eyes? And why not a mouth? Is this really a potato? Or is it a turd?

He was used in the ad for the first portion, but had to be taken away because customers began to mold him in interesting positions that may have not been suitable for children. He quickly became a regular in the back room.

Shitman hung out at the store the entire four-ish years that I worked there. Made tons of friends. A day didn't go by when Shitman was not somehow involved in at least conversation. When I left, he came with me. Ever since, he has lived with Jag (the girl) on many occasions, back at my place, at boyfriend's houses, and even at my parent's house.

And now, as I embark on my new adventure, Jag is going to keep a watchful eye and make sure he doesn't get into any trouble. May he serve you well.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

There's No Place Like Home Hollywood

Today is a day to celebrate. Today is a day to throw a few Stellas back. Today is the day that I'm "signing" the lease (from 2,000 miles away) to my brand new West Hollywood apartment, effective October 1st!!

Have I seen it? No.

Do I have pictures? No.

But thanks to my old friend and new roommie, California Spice, I managed to get something lined up before I'm even out there. No couch camping or box living for me! Call me spoiled. Or completely blessed.

You're probably thinking that I'm crazy. This is true, however, I wouldn't trust anyone else besides this cat to pick me out a pimpin', retro, palm tree lined pad. And that's exactly what we've got. Hardwood floors, brand new carpet, retro-modern light fixtures, courtyard with tropical flowers, balcony...

Have I mentioned palm trees?

And...the shoppers of the bunch will love this one...I'll be living just a couple of blocks off Melrose. Total walking distance from the shopping experience of a lifetime. Another reason to come visit me.

For those of you who don't know LA, I'll be living just below the Hollywood Hills (where all the stars live) and a few minutes from the Sunset Strip, the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and Burbank (which is where most of the record labels, studios, and other entertainment businesses are). Less than thirty minutes away from Santa Monica and Venice Beach, with Malibu not too far up the PCH. More importantly, I'll be super close to some of my fave bars like Beauty Bar and Burgundy Room.

Okay, you can wake me up now. I think I'm dreaming.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

The Soundtrack Of Her Life

As my gift to those who attended the festivities this weekend, I handed out a compilation CD to everyone. It was called The Soundtrack of Her Life, Part 1, as every song on it is in some way me. It really needed a Disc 2, but that will have to wait for another milestone in my life, I guess. Anyway, if you want to pretend you got one, too, go to iTunes and try this:
  1. She Said She Said ~ The Beatles
  2. I'm So Excited ~ Le Tigre
  3. Good Times Roll ~ The Cars
  4. Rock This Town ~ Stray Cats
  5. Cosmic Girl ~ Jamiroquai
  6. Avocado ~ Mosquitos
  7. Apple Blossom ~ The White Stripes
  8. Me & The Skirts ~ The Features
  9. I Will Survive ~ Gloria Gaynor
  10. Hot Stuff ~ The Rolling Stones
  11. She's A Lady ~ Tom Jones
  12. Watching The Wheels ~ John Lennon
  13. Get Me Outta Here ~ Jet
  14. On The Road Again ~ Willie Nelson
  15. I've Been Let Down ~ Mazzy Star
  16. Chin Up, Cheer Up ~ Ryan Adams
  17. Who Wouldn't Wanna Be Me ~ Keith Urban
  18. I Want Moonshine ~ The Dempseys
  19. Burnin' Love ~ Elvis Presley
  20. When You Wake Up Feeling Old ~ Wilco
  21. Waiting For The Sun ~ Sixpence
  22. Runnin' Down A Dream ~ Tom Petty
  23. Dancing Queen ~ Abba
  24. Like A Lady ~ The Sounds

(c) 2005 SheSaid Records. All rights reserved.

Monday, September 19, 2005

See Ya Later, Alligator

On Saturday night one of my bestest buds ever threw me a going away party. And she did a damn good job. Everyone who showed, be sure to thank her, as she busted her butt to pull it off.


My Girls

Over at her pad in East Nashville, there were people coming and going all night. Among some of them were the Newlyweds, Kristine, Bo & Lisa, Julie (former ghostblogger), Council, Kandice, Tom, Robotix & pretty girl, Tutt, Blake & his entourage, Susie-Q & her fan club, my bro, my sis & her man, Erika...the list goes on and on. Since Jag and I grew up together and our parents trained us to party, they were our honorary guests. Mr. Rockstar would've been there, but his music is in such demand these days that he had two shows to play during the party time. I think it's safe to say that a fun time was had by all.

My Sis & Her Man

There were no cops showing up at the door (despite the illegal bonfire we had going in the backyard) nor were there any rides in a disco party cab. However, apparently a stripper (female) came walking through the gate in the backyard looking for the stage. After a few confused looks on people's faces and a discussion on whether or not someone had hired a stripper (female???) for me, she turned on her heel and left after admitting that she may have found the wrong house. What are the odds?

The Backyard

Blake & His Entourage

Most of the crowd left around 1:30a or so, but the die hards lasted until about 3a. I would've been fine had I not tossed back a couple of rum shots. Things got a little crazy after that. Photographic evidence shows that there was some sort of gymnastics tournament, a jellybean looking helmet that was passed around among many for fashion purposes, and disco dancing across the board.

Long Time Pals

Jag and I had our first sleepover in years so I didn't have to try and drive responsibly. I even peeled myself out of bed the next morning to go on an Orlando hunt at Grimey's. He wasn't there, but this guy was. And later on, my sis got about a foot away from him at the Elizabethtown premiere in Franklin. According to her, he grabbed her aside and said he was looking for a blonde named Jill. Pictures posted on that later.

Robotix & Pretty Girl(s)

Thanks to Mom for being my bartender of the evening and to Robotix for the photography. A great big special thanks to Jag for putting on such a great party. I love you!! There's no better way than going out in style...


Friday, September 16, 2005

This Blonde Says What's Up?

If you grew up in the 80's, chances are you were a He-Man fan. Along with She-Ra and Jem and the Holograms, good ol' Adam was in my top three faves to watch as a kid. Thundercats was right up there, too.
He does this for the honor of Grayskull.

At any rate, I wanted to share the latest message I received from the man himself. Apparently he's doing just dandy. Make sure your sound is on (and that you have QuickTime), then give it a minute or two and he'll liven right up.

Happy Last Day of Work to me!!!

Thursday, September 15, 2005

And Then There Were Five

So this is from about a year and a half ago following the release of all the rip-offs of Gillette Mach3 razors for men.

For all you Mach3 fans...this was in the news earlier in the week. Enter, Fusion.

They have everything you've ever wanted to know about Gillette products for gals and guys. I personally like the Venus Divine or the Gillette Sensor (for women, of course). They come in pretty colors, as every girl should have.

And that's all I have to say about razors, except that I may be using one on my wrists if I don't find an apartment soon.


Wednesday, September 14, 2005

My Digification Is Complete

So I finally broke down and decided to join the rest of the world in owning a digital camera. Haven't had too much time to play with it yet, as I'm busy finishing up my job and panicking about not having a place to live in LA yet, but I can tell you that it's, you guessed it - bad ass.

And you'll never have to read my I'd show you pics, but I don't have a digicam line again.

There was no way in hell I was going to drive across the country without documenting it. At least if I end up living Under the Bridge downtown, I'll be able to take some rockin' pictures. Between my phone, my iPod, my laptop, and my camera, I should be all set.

*****

Sidenote: It's my baby brother's 18th birthday today. And since I know that he secretly reads this, wish him a happy day if you get a chance. He's twice the size of me now, yet I still gush over him like he's the cute little kid I helped raise.

Happy Birthday Kevin!!!

Now...we have a week and a half of music venue Jedi training. We will be reviewing The Nashville Scene tonight and All the Rage tomorrow night...then you can start your own Nashville Nightlife Blog one day.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

In the Meantime...

...go check out the fun "deserted island" game going on over at Tangled Up In Blue, the new music blog compiled of all the political bloggers that decided to take a few minutes out of their day to...sorry Newton, I'm ripping your words off...make music, not war.

Turns out, they really do have something worthwhile to say.

(Teasing...only teasing...)

Monday, September 12, 2005

The Varga Girl

I must share with you my love of Vargas art. Gentlemen, contain yourselves.

Memories of Olive; 1920's

Back in April when I was at The Viper Room, a band actually used this piece as their flyer to promote an upcoming show. Since then it's moved into my top five favorite pieces of art. Right up there with J.W. Waterhouse's The Lady of Shalott and Ophelia.

More later this week on the many Americana shows I caught this weekend along with the adventures at Ken's Karaoke Box.

Friday, September 09, 2005

When Stars Align

So after a long day of slaving away at the office and an then an after-hours meeting, I headed downtown to meet my favorite Memphians to catch some shows. But I was tired. And I was poor. I wasn't sure what the night would bring.

Once I picked up Amanda and Alan, who were walking down 8th Avenue after ditching their car at Mercy Lounge, we headed downtown for an endless search of parking places. Turned out it wasn't so endless. Lucked out and found a spot right on the corner of 2nd and Commerce.

Free parking.

Then it was off to fork over eight bucks to catch the Indigo Girls. Just as we approached the ticket gate, some chick came running up to us and handed us three tickets. Just like that. We quickly noticed that one of them was just the stub.

Amanda (handing ticket girl the stub): Can I get in with this?
Ticket Girl (with confused look): Ummmmm, actually I don't think s...
Me (cutting her off): That's all they gave her to get back in with when she went out to get us.
Ticket Girl (still confused): Ummm, okay, go ahead.
Me: Is that all we need for re-entry?
Ticket Girl: There is no re-entry.

Me (thinking): Dumb ass.

Free admission.

We then headed to the front of the stage (felt like we were on the damn thing), to meet up with Jag and Susie-Q. Before I know it, Susan is sticking me with a VIP pass.

Free beers.

I spent the rest of my time on the riverfront chillin' to some harmonic, folky, very well-written, made me wanna cry songs about love and loves lost. I'm really ready for California.

Once the show was over, we made it back to Mercy just in time (like, we walked in, they started playing) to catch Lucero's show. It was good stuff. A slice of Southern rock, minus the redneck part. Seeing as anytime they play in Memphis you're packed in like sardines, this medium-sized crowd gave me room to do my thang in.

Now, two more nights of Americana central. For fun, my mission is to spot Ryan Adams. Unless he's given up on it altogether.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Listen Up, Yo!

So if you're not going to be folkin' it out at the Indigo Girls show at the second to last Dancin' In The District tonight (gates open at 5:30p, $8 admission), be sure to check out the groovalicious and funkadelic Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings at The Exit/In (doors open at 8p, $14 admission). There will be wa-wa. There will be funk. A booty-shakin' time. And I really, really, reeeaally want to go. It's rare that Nashville brings in true, soul-filled, music so if there are any DJ's, dancers, or funk lovers out there...this is without a doubt the show for you.

For more big shows this weekend surrounding the 6th Annual Americana Music Conference, which runs September 8 -10, get your wristbands ($25 for three-day access) at Grimey's, Tower Records, Corner Music or at the Ryman Auditorium. Highlights include Nashville-based Adrienne Young, Memphis punks Lucero, and The Pixies' Frank Black.

Have I mentioned that you need to go buy Honeycomb, recorded right here in our Little City?

Do it. (Starsky & Hutch style)

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Country Clubbin' It

When I wasn't researching LA apartments and jobs this weekend, I spent my time relaxing at the pool. I didn't plan on it being such an eye opener to the woes of my teen years.

I've always viewed myself as having a normal, surburbia childhood. By normal, I mean your typical, middle class life. Though I grew up on a golf course, had easy access to tennis courts and pool, and lived in a nice house, I never really thought twice about it. Now I realize that I had it good and shouldn't have spent so much time in my adolescence complaining about how miserable my life was. Even if I did have to scrub the kitchen floor every weekend before I went out, had a lousy curfew, and spent half my high school time grounded in my room for no apparent reason.

At any rate, as I was listening to Rubber Soul on my iPod, contemplating life, I happened to take notice of the situation I was in. Some would kill for it. Girls with perfect figures in their perfect bikinis. Moms with their kids waiting for dad to meet them for a dip after a round of golf. Babies with floaties on, going for their first swim. Truth is, that is where I grew up. And I never noticed before. It was all just sort of there. I never was really the country club type, although I was born into a better than average golf game.

I don't think I'll miss suburbia. All my life I've been drawn to big cities and yet I continue to live in family land. The rebel in me exists because I was raised in this lifestyle, but never really wanted it anyway. Not to say that I want a crappy life, but I have always been a bit turned off by the ritzy. Don't get me wrong, I want very nice things in life and shoot for the moon, but one must have their priorities straight. Mind over matter. Ya know what I'm sayin'?


Had it been ten years ago and I realized all this, I would've stomped off and drove out blaring some NIN out of my car. These days, I just take it all in because when I do have my city life in the Hollywood Hills, I'll be looking back on these as the good old days.

Sidenote: As I could not pull myself out of lazy land this weekend, I ended up checking out the fireworks up at the club, as well. Not bad, not bad. And thanks to my good ol' buddy Meredith, I had Stella to quench my thirst from the dry, night, golf course air.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Headed To Hollywood

In roughly three weeks. And this time, I'm not coming back.

(c) 2005 She Said Pictures

Based on the answer to my question in the previous post, there you have it. I put in my notice at work yesterday and then I'll be home free. The last week in September is my drive date and as of October 1st I'll be a Californian. Ten years I've wanted to do this. Ten years. Now is the time.

I hope you'll keep reading. It's only going to get better from here. I plan on writing along the same lines, with crazier stories, I'm sure. Hollywood does that to me. So just because I won't be living in Nashville anymore doesn't mean you can start ignoring me. I'm going to need the love!

And no worries, this isn't going to turn into a celebrity blog, by any means. That is, unless I end up going out with Orlando Bloom or Matthew McConaughey. Things of that sort. Then there might be some celebrity talk. Otherwise I'm keeping it of the "underground Hollywood" vibe. Seeing as every cool band in the world plays there, show reviews will be plenty, too.

I love Nashville. And I love my family and friends here. This will always be my home and I will miss it dearly. But it's time for a change. And it's time for me to follow my dreams in the music biz. So, if any of you happen to have any contacts out there, let me know. I'm on a mad hunt for a job.

Now, if the earthquakes can just go easy on me and no tsunamis, things should work out just fine. 95% excited beyond belief. 5% absolutely terrified.

Jag is having a big shindig for me on the 17th, if you're interested. Should be fab. Last time I checked, half of Nashville will be attending. Okay maybe not half, but a bunch of familiar faces will be there, guaranteed.

Twenty-seven more days and counting...